Thirsty Bastard Water is hydration with attitude—bold, refreshing, and packed with electrolytes to keep you going strong. Served in sleek, fully recyclable aluminum cans, it’s the unapologetic choice for those who demand performance without compromising the planet.
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We believe hydration isn’t just for the brave—life is complex and wild, and staying hydrated should be simple. It should also be easy on the planet.
Thirsty Bastard is a bold, no-nonsense water brand served in fully recyclable aluminum cans and boosted with electrolytes for superior hydration. It’s designed for those who live loud, move fast, and care about both performance and the planet.
Thirsty Bastard is for the bold, the unapologetic, and the always-on—the ones who hustle hard, play harder, and won’t settle for basic. It's for people who care about staying sharp, staying hydrated, and making choices that don’t trash the planet.
Thirsty Bastard is available by ordering directly from our warehouse. Please shoot us an email and we'll get right back to you.
We will be available in major stores by the fall of 2025, however it is available for purchase now both wholesale and retail.
The best way to get involve is by sending us an email, we have a pretty nerdy team that'll get back to you asap.